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"Warning" - the poem by Jenny Joseph
that has inspired
Red Hat ladies around the world
When I am an old woman I shall wear purple
With a red hat which doesn't go, and doesn't suit me.
And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves
And satin sandals, and say we've no money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired
And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells
And run my stick along the public railings
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
And pick flowers in other people's gardens
And learn to spit.
You can wear terrible shirts and grow more
fat
And eat three pounds of sausages at a go
Or only bread and pickle for a week
And hoard pens and pencils and beermats and things in boxes.
But now we must have clothes that keep us
dry
And pay our rent and not swear in the street
And set a good example for the children.
We must have friends to dinner and read the papers.
But maybe I ought to practice a little now?
So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised
When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple.
See our balloon pages for Red
Hat Balloons.
We also have red and purple latex
and mylar balloons!
Red
Hat Parade Luncheon Plates (8 ct)
Item #41-8183CE
This item has been discontinued. There
are 48 packs in stock. More may be available upon request.
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6.75"
$3.25 pack |
Red
Hat Parade Dinner Plates (8 ct)
Item #42-8183CE
This item has been discontinued. There
are 48 packs in stock. More may be available upon request.
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8.75"
$4.00 pack |
Red
Hat Parade Beverage Napkins (16 ct)
Item #65-8183CE
This item has been discontinued. There
are 48 packs in stock. More may be available upon request.
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$3.15 pack |
Red
Hat Parade Luncheon Napkins (16 ct)
Item #66-8183CE
This item has been discontinued. There
are 48 packs in stock. More may be available upon request.
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$4.00 pack |
Red
Hat Parade 16 oz. Plastic Cups (8 ct)
Item #01-8183CE
This item has been discontinued. There
are 48 packs in stock. More may be available upon request.
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$3.75 pack |
Red
Hat Parade Cork-Backed Coaster (4 ct)
Item #05-8183CE
This item has been discontinued. There
are 35 packs in stock. More may be available upon request.
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$4.00 pack |
Red
Hat Parade Name Tags (24 ct)
Item #13-8183CE
This item has been discontinued. There
are 31 packs in stock. More may be available upon request.
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$2.75 pack |
Red
Hat Parade Banner
Item #29-8183CE
This item has been discontinued. There
are 12 packs in stock. More may be available upon request.
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$6.00 each |
Red
Hat Enclosure & Gift Cards
2.25"H x 3.5"W
Item #06090B
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10 for $1.00 |
Red
Hat 3-D Placecards
6"H
Item #50015BE
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$2.75 pack of 8 |
Red
Hat Printed Confetti
Item #50679BE
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.5 oz.
$2.00 pack |
Red
Hat Stickers
Item #50763BE
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2" x 7.5" sheet
$.75 sheet |
Red
Hat Window Clings
Item #50016BE
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12" x 17" sheet
$1.35 sheet |
Red
Hat Wind Spinner
Item #50744BE
There are 36 of these in stock. More available upon
request.
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42" all-weather
$4.00 each |
Red
Hat Garland
Item #50658BE
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25' strand
$2.50 each |
Red
Hat Antennae Balls
Item #IN-16/729OT
There are 17 of these in stock. More may be available
upon request.
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3"
$1.00 each |
Red
& Wild Cheetah Print Cellophane Bags
These sturdy bags are perfect for packaging gifts and
goodies for any occasion.
Item #889D
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3" x 7"
25 for $1.00 |
Purple
Gift Totes
These practical gift totes are ideal for
Red Hat Society parties or gift giving for any occasion.
Bag contents not included. 10"HX 8"W X 4 1/2"Gusset
Item #979027B
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$1.25 each |
Purple
or Red Tissue Paper
Use this paper to wrap gifts, decorate
and fill gift totes, as filler for gift baskets, etc.
Ideal for Red Hat Society parties or gift giving for
any occasion. 20" X 26" red; 20" x 30"
purple.
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Item #11831B
Item #11809B
$1.00 for 10 sheets of one color |
Red
Hat Religious Playing Cards
Each deck is packed in a 3" plastic
container. (54 cards per deck) 3" x 2" Card
backing says, "God is Always in Style"
Item #IN-8/352OT
There are 48 packs in stock. More may
be available upon request.
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$1.00 pack |
Red
Hat Religious Stretchy Bracelets
Made from assorted 3/8" plastic beads
and 3/4" enamel and silvertone metal charms on
a stretchy cord. 3 1/2"
Item #IN-36/1212OT
There are 36 of these in stock. More may
be available upon request.
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$1.00 pack |
Red
Hat Religious Pin & Bookmark Sets
Sets include an 1 1/8" enamel hat-shaped
pin attached to a 6" cardboard bookmark. Bookmark
says, "To every thing there is a season and a time
to every purpose under heaven - Ecclesiastes, 3:1
Item #IN-36/1313OT
There are 33 of these in stock. More may
be available upon request.
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$1.00 set |
Red
Hat 'Friends Forever' Gift Totes!
Each tote contains 12 gift items including
a charm bracelet, plush bear, ornament, 6 beaded necklaces
and more. 9" x 2" x 8 1/2"
Item #IN-46/517OT
There are 6 of these in stock. More may
be available upon request.
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$6.00 each |
Red
& Wild Snowlady Tealight Candle Holder
Just insert a standard tealight and you'll
have a beautiful centerpiece for your next Red Hat party!
2 3/4"H x 4" W. Assortment will vary.
Item #IN-95/2665T
There are 2 of these in stock. More maybe
be available upon request.
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$3.25 each |
Red
Hat Burst Centerpiece
Item #50816-R-BE
There are 30 of these in stock. More available
upon request.
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$3.25 each |
Red
& Wild Sticky Notes
Get your message across with flair by
writing it on one of these fashionable sticky notes.
Each pad has 35 hat-shaped sheets of paper.
Item #IN961370T
This item has been
discontinued but there are 10 left in stock.
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Accessories not included
5"H x 4"W
$1.00 each |
Red
& Wild Coat Rack
The perfect gift for the woman who wears
many hats, this triple-pegged wooden rack can hold other
accessories, too. Hardware for hanging is attached.
18"H x 11"W x 3 3/4"D. Boa not included.
Item #IN914632T
This item has been discontinued. There
is 1 left in stock.
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$8.00 each |
Red
Hat Plush Bear
Not content to just sit on the shelf,
this sassy little plush bear wants to kick up her heels
and strike a pose in her lavish hat and a fuzzy marabou
boa. For decorative use only. 10"H x 8 1/2"W.
Item #IN914359T
This item has been discontinued. There
are 2 left in stock! One has the bow and flower in her
hair and the other does not.
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$12.00 each
$8.00 each
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Red
Hat Photo Frame
The perfect frame for a madcap photo,
this red resin frame is accented with a purple feather
boa. Designed to hang or sit. Frame, 7"H x 9 1/2"W,
holds a photo.
Item #IN914373T
There are 2 of these in stock. More may
be available upon request.
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$16.00 each |
Red
Hat Bathroom Rug & Toilet Cover
Imported. Wash by hand and avoid bleach.
Seat cover with hat motif, 17"L x 16"W, stretches
to fit standard toilet lids: contoured rug, 26"L
x 24"W.
Item #IN-91/4658 T
There are 2 sets of these in stock. More
may be available upon request.
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$20.00 each |
Red
Hat Rug
Our gorgeous hand-hooked, cotton rug is
brimming with "hatitude." Spot clean only.
Do not dry clean. Imported. 36"H x 20"W.
Item #IN914537T
There are 2 of these in stock. More may
be available upon request.
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$60.00 each |
Sitting
Pretty Red Hat Throw
This free-spirited 100% cotton tapestry
throw is perfect to cover up with or give as a gift
to a friend. Machine wash in cold water, tumble dry
cool. Made in the USA. 60"L x 50"W.
Item #IN914455T
This item has been discontinued. There
is 1 left in stock.
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$30.00 each |
Purple
Feather Boas
Show the world you're proud to wear your
Red Hat Society colors. These adorable boas make excellent
gifts for friends at Red Hat Society parties! 72"
Long
This item has been discontinued. There
are 3 left in stock.
Item #977480B
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$10.00 each |
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