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"Warning" - a poem by Jenny Joseph
When I am an old woman I shall wear purple
With a red hat which doesn't go, and doesn't suit me.
And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves
And satin sandals, and say we've no money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired
And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells
And run my stick along the public railings
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
And pick flowers in other people's gardens
And learn to spit.
You can wear terrible shirts and grow more
fat
And eat three pounds of sausages at a go
Or only bread and pickle for a week
And hoard pens and pencils and beermats and things in boxes.
But now we must have clothes that keep us
dry
And pay our rent and not swear in the street
And set a good example for the children.
We must have friends to dinner and read the papers.
But maybe I ought to practice a little now?
So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised
When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple.
See our balloon pages for Hat
Balloons.
We also have red and purple latex
and mylar balloons!
25
Pack Red & Purple 11" Latex Balloons
Sold Uninflated.
Item #Q1144BQ1153B
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$5.00 pack
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Round
Ruby Red 18" Mylar Balloon
Sold Uninflated.
Item #13RD18B
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$1.50 each
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Star-Shaped
Ruby Red 20" Mylar Balloon
Sold Uninflated.
Item #13ST18B
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$1.75 each
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Ruby Red Heart 18" Mylar Balloon
Sold Uninflated.
Item #13HT18B
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$1.25 each
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Round
Quartz Purple 18" Mylar Balloons
Sold Uninflated.
Item #78RD18B
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$1.50 each
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Star-Shaped
Quartz Purple 20" Mylar Balloons
Sold Uninflated.
Item #78ST18B
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$1.75 each
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Quartz Purple Heart 18" Mylar Balloon
Sold Uninflated.
Item #78HT18B
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$1.25 each
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Hat
Parade Luncheon Plates (8 ct)
Item #41-8183CE
This item has been
discontinued. There are 30 packs in stock.
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6.75"
$3.25 pack |
Hat
Parade Dinner Plates (8 ct)
Item #42-8183CE
This item has been
discontinued. There are 42 packs in stock.
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8.75"
$4.00 pack |
Hat
Parade Beverage Napkins (16 ct)
Item #65-8183CE
This item has been
discontinued. There are 40 packs in stock.
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$3.15 pack |
Hat
Parade Luncheon Napkins (16 ct)
Item #66-8183CE
This item has been
discontinued. There are 34 packs in stock.
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$4.00 pack |
Hat
Parade 16 oz. Plastic Cups (8 ct)
Item #01-8183CE
This item has been
discontinued. There are 41 packs in stock.
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$3.75 pack |
Hat
Parade Cork-Backed Coaster (4 ct)
Item #05-8183CE
This item has been
discontinued. There are 35 packs in stock.
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$4.00 pack |
Hat
Parade Name Tags (24 ct)
Item #13-8183CE
This item has been
discontinued. There are 30 packs in stock.
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$2.75 pack |
Hat
Parade Banner
Item #29-8183CE
This item has been
discontinued. There are 11 packs in stock. More may
be available upon request.
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$6.00 each |
Hat
Enclosure & Gift Cards
2.25"H x 3.5"W
Item #06090B
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10 for $1.00 |
Hat
Parade 3-D Placecards
6"H
Item #50015BE
There are 30 of
these in stock. More available upon request.
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$2.75 pack of 8 |
Hat
Parade Printed Confetti
Item #50679BE
There are 36 of these in stock.
More available upon request.
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.5 oz.
$2.00 pack |
Hat
Parade Stickers
Item #50763BE
There are 42 of these in stock.
More available upon request.
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2" x 7.5" sheet
$.95 sheet |
Hat
Parade Window Clings
Item #50016BE
There are 10 of these in stock.
More available upon request.
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12" x 17" sheet
$1.75 sheet |
Hat
Parade Wind Spinner
Item #50744BE
There are 24 of these in stock.
More available upon request.
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42" all-weather
$4.00 each |
Hat
Parade Garland
Item #50658BE
There are 10 of these in stock.
More available upon request.
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25' strand
$2.50 each |
Red
& Wild Cheetah Print Cellophane Bags
These sturdy bags are perfect for packaging gifts and
goodies for any occasion.
Item #889D
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3" x 7"
25 for $1.00 |
Purple
or Red Tissue Paper
Use this paper to wrap gifts, decorate
and fill gift totes, as filler for gift baskets, etc.
Ideal for parties or gift giving for any occasion. 20"
X 26" red; 20" x 30" purple.
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Item #11831B
Item #11809B
$1.00 for 10 sheets of one color |
Hat
Parade Religious Playing Cards
Each deck is packed in a 3" plastic
container. (54 cards per deck) 3" x 2" Card
backing says, "God is Always in Style"
Item #IN-8/352OT
This item has been
discontined. There are 42 packs left in stock.
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$1.00 pack |
Hat
Parade Religious Stretchy Bracelets
Made from assorted 3/8" plastic beads
and 3/4" enamel and silvertone metal charms on
a stretchy cord. 3 1/2"
Item #IN-36/1212OT
This item has been
discontinued. There are 26 left in stock.
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$1.00 each |
Red
& Wild Snowlady Tealight Candle Holder
Just insert a standard tealight and you'll
have a beautiful centerpiece for your next party! 2
3/4"H x 4" W. Assortment will vary.
Item #IN-95/2665T
This item has been
discontinued. There are 2 left in stock.
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$3.25 each |
Hat
Parade Burst Centerpiece
Item #50816-R-BE
There are 57 of
these in stock. More available upon request.
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$3.25 each |
Hat
Parade Rug
Our gorgeous hand-hooked, cotton rug is
brimming with "hatitude." Spot clean only.
Do not dry clean. Imported. 36"H x 20"W.
Item #IN914537T
This item has been
discontinued. There are 2 left in stock.
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$60.00 each
$15.00 each
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Sitting
Pretty Hat Parade Throw
This free-spirited 100% cotton tapestry
throw is perfect to cover up with or give as a gift
to a friend. Machine wash in cold water, tumble dry
cool. Made in the USA. 60"L x 50"W.
Item #IN914455T
This item has been
discontinued. There is 1 left in stock.
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$30.00 each
$15.00 each
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Purple
Feather Boas
Show the world you're proud to wear your
colors. These adorable boas make excellent gifts for
friends at parties! 72" Long
This item has been
discontinued. There are 3 left in stock.
Item #977480B
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$10.00 each |
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